The Six Words Project
Six words, two weeks, no rules.
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Six Words Project Resumes
Thanks - I look forward to seeing your inventions!
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Project on Hiatus for June
I've been giving a lot of thought to how I want to proceed with my personal "Six Words" challenge moving forward. I've been doing it more or less every week for eight months now, and it has been extremely helpful in getting my creative juices flowing.
However, lately I've found myself a little burned out and unable to crank out anything within the week. Furthermore, "cranking it out" wasn't my original intention. I wanted to spend some time with each set of words and produce something more polished and of higher quality than what I've been doing.
So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to take June off. I'm still going to try to write and be creative, but I'm going to put the Six Words Project on pause. Hopefully this will help heal the burnout a little bit. Then, when I resume in July, I will start generating a new set of Six Words every other week, giving myself two weeks to sit with each set and invest in my creation. I think and hope that a longer turnaround might be less stressful for all of you.
Please let me know if you have any thoughts or opinions about this plan, but I hope you'll continue to play with me moving forward, just with a slightly different structure. Thanks!
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
SMELLY DELI
Charles stared at the bronze bust before him. He was not impressed. This was, after all, supposed to be the spitting image of his dear father, Duke Sidney of Charleston. It looked more like his Aunt, Lady Edna, who he confined to the kitchen. With a flick of his hand, the servants knew to take it away. It would be left in the basement with all the other botched artwork sent as gifts to his royal family. Charles let out a long sigh and rested his chin against his gloved hand.
Charles was now the Duke of Charleston, and he loathed the alliteration of it all, particularly because he struggled with phonetics as a child. His speech teacher, Gerald, remained a dear friend to him to this day, even after his retirement. Charles often had his personal chauffeur drive him to the delicatessen twenty miles down the road, just so he could get away and see Gerald in his new element. Gerald always had a thing for sandwiches.
One day, Charles entered Gerald’s deli and noticed a strange smell. Gerald was known to import all kinds of cheeses from all over Europe, but this odor was different. In fact, the driver had to wait outside after securing his weekly pickle from the barrel, as he couldn’t handle the stench. Charles looked around and didn’t see anything out of the ordinary. He rang the bell on the counter, and Gerald came strolling out, wearing a lab coat and a pair of goggles pushed up over his thinning, silver hair. Gerald greeted Charles with delight and asked what Charles wanted to order. Before Charles could ask, Gerald cleared the air, so to speak.
“I bet you’re wondering what that smell is…” Gerald acknowledged. “It’s just a little experiment I’ve been trying out. Come see!”
Gerald led Charles behind the counter into the refrigerated storage area. Charles had to hold his nose as the smell increased in pungency. There was an extremely large glass case, with foreign-looking substances in it, as well as dozens of measuring cups, beakers, and… slices of bread.
“I am working on a whole new invention for the classic sandwich!” Gerald exclaimed. “By taking spoiled milk, which is essentially what cheese is, and re-processing it as an adsorbable entity, I then combine it with this hunk of ham, which I had leftover from Easter supper, to make the ultimate ham-and-cheese sandwich!”
Charles stared at his old friend in horror. His father, Duke Sidney, loved ham-and-cheese sandwiches, but he knew Daddy would be rolling in his grave if he heard about this. Charles smiled and patted Gerald on the back, not wanting to dash his spirits.
“Do you want to try it?” Gerald asked.
Again, not wanting to disappoint his friend, Charles obliged. He took the smallest quantum of sandwich possible and slowly placed it in his mouth, while continuing to pinch his nostrils with the other hand. As he carefully chewed, he saw Gerald with an eager look in his eye, waiting for his former student’s consensus.
“Well?!” Gerald urged. “What do you think?”
Charles swallowed, and hesitated before he spoke: “By Jove, you’ve done it, old man! This is the most delicious sandwich I’ve ever tasted!”
Gerald beamed, and shared more of the ham-and-cheese with Charles. They both knew they would have to increase their frequency of bathing, invest in some cologne, and forget about ever getting married, but at least they would always have something tasty to eat.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Eve Was Blonde
Eve was blonde. That's not why she did it, exactly, but she was. Her hair fell in the sort of gently curling locks that I have since learned human men love. Go figure.
I am a snake, what do I know of these things?
Eve was blonde. Like most blondes, she was seen as beautiful but unintelligent. Men wanted to have her and take care of her. Men wanted to think for her. Well, a certain kind of man. And Adam, by default, was that kind of man. What else could he have been?
Every Eve knows an Adam or two. If she's lucky she'll steer clear of them. But my Eve, the Eve, didn't have much of a choice. There was only one man around, unless you count God, which I'm not at all sure you can.
Is God a man? He sounds like one, but what do I know. I'm a snake. I don't pay much attention to such things.
Humans didn't interest me much back then, just one more addition to a garden already overflowing with life. I minded my own business. We all did. Adam appeared one day and we barely noticed. It was the creation, things were appearing out of nowhere all the time. Then Eve was made and we barely blinked.
Everything came in twos. God had a thing for sex. That's why he made so many rules about it.
Eve was blonde. Maybe that's why Adam treated her like that, like he owned her. Maybe its because she was created from his rib? "Go get some berries, Eve," he would say, "No, not those ones. What's wrong with you? You wouldn't last a day without me."
"What should we name this creature? A ladybug?? That's a terrible name! Never mind, I'll do the naming myself."
"Why did you tie your hair back like that? I don't care if it gets in your eyes, I like it better the other way."
"Ha ha, your crotch is so weird, Eve. You are missing this cool dangly thing."
"Don't look me like that. I am the master of the garden, God even said so. Now pick up around here, it's a mess."
So egocentric. So many rules. "Don't eat the fruit of that tree," God said. He never said that to any of the rest of us. We ate from that tree all the time (those of us who like apples, which I don't - I'm a snake). I started to think God was just messing with these two new things. With Eve, anyway. I tried to mind my business, I really did. But it bothered me. And I don't let things bother me. Not usually.
"Hey," I told her. I never spoke to anybody.
"Hey," she said. She was gathering leaves for Adam to sleep on. He didn't like the hard, cold earth.
"What's your deal?" I asked. "Why do you hang with that Adam guy?
"I'm his helpmeet," she said, like it explained everything.
"Right." I stuck out my tongue for a bit. It helps me think. "Seems more like you're his slave."
"You are just a snake," she said, "What do you know?"
"Fair enough." My feelings would have been hurt, but I'd heard it all before. Nobody loves a snake. Maybe that's why I never felt like I owed God any favors.
She walked away and I thought that was the last of that, but then I started seeing her everywhere I went, like she was intentionally trying to put herself in my path. I tried to ignore her. Then I saw the bruises.
"Adam wanted to prove he was stronger," she said when I asked.
"What an asshole," I said.
"Don't talk about him like that!"
"Listen, Eve. This is a big garden. It's safe, there's lots of food. You don't need this guy. You've got skills. You would be just fine on your own."
She bit her lower lip and stared into my eyes. "I couldn't. I wouldn't last a day without him."
"Right. Let's find out how long he'd last without you to gather his food for him."
"But I'd be lonely."
I hesitated. Don't get involved, I thought. It's none of your business.
"I would keep your company."
Her eyebrows raised. "You? But... you're just a snake." It was what I expected to hear, but her heart wasn't in it. I could hear that right away. She was thinking about it.
She thought about it a lot after that. So did I. We would meet up now and then and talk, and she always brought it up.
"If we left," she would say, in a hypothetical tone, "Where would we go?"
"Anywhere we wanted," I said. "There's lots to see. Maybe we could even see whats outside the garden."
"Outside? But its perfect in here."
"I know. Isn't it boring?"
She was quiet for a long time. "Yes."
At last I couldn't take it anymore. You can only pretend to mind your own business for so long. Once you are involved, you are involved. I had made my mistake the moment I first spoke to her. Now there was no turning back.
"Look, let's do it. Let's go. Today."
She shook her head. "I want to but..."
"Hey, you are braver than you know, Eve. You just need to prove it to yourself. You need to do something wild... you need to break one of the rules."
"What?"
"Yeah. Break a rule. Be your own person. Don't let them control you."
"But which rule?"
"I don't know! How about..." I looked around, and then I saw it. That tree. The random tree that "thou shalt not eat thereof." Perfect.
"Eat that fruit."
"But that's the fruit we are forbidden to eat!"
"Yes, Eve. That's exactly the point. Don't play dumb, I know Adam likes it but you are better than that. You know exactly what I'm talking about."
Her face grew solemn. "There's no going back after this," she said. "You promise when I leave you'll go with me?"
Snakes don't get choked up with emotion, as a rule, but I got close right then. "Yes. I'll be by your side forever, if you'll have me."
She ate the fruit. I would have wept, if I had tear ducts. It was the most beautiful sight I'd ever seen, the crunch, the juice dripping down the corners of her mouth, the fierce defiance blazing in her eyes. She'd already been created, but now she was alive. She finished the apple and laughed. I hissed. We danced around the tree. She took a few apples to go, and then we left.
And it was all perfect, more perfect than anything in that perfect world, until we reached the edge of the garden. The world outside looked bleak and terrible. Pain and suffering and death lurked out there. I eyed Eve nervously. She'd gone pale.
"Come on," I said, "We can handle this."
"I... I can't," she said. "I should get back to Adam."
I coiled up, agitated.
"Look, this was a lovely fantasy," she said, "But I can't just run off. I have to go back. I... I want to."
"No, you don't. That's him talking, not you."
"Shut up," she said.
"You can't go back now, you already ate the apple."
"I... I will get him to eat it too. I think I can."
"Eve," I said, "Don't do this. You could be so much more than this."
"You don't know anything."
"I love you."
"You're just a snake."
And she left. I heard about all the rest. "The serpent beguiled me," she said, "and I did eat." God cursed me for that, but no curse could make me any more miserable than I already was.
Eve was blonde. She was smart, and fierce, and capable. She could have made the whole earth a garden of paradise. She deserved better.
But what do I know? I'm just a snake.
Thursday, May 1, 2014
The Cow and the Snail
by Katie Rose Krueger
daytime, field, bringer, arbitrary, assassination, grinding
The sun shined down on Farmer Ben’s abode. A beautiful April day, just as it should be. He looked out at his herd scattered on the grass, noticing number AC58237 under the shade of the maple tree, like she always does. He wondered why she spent so much time away from the pack, but didn’t dwell on it. She was in perfect health and produced plenty of milk, so he didn’t mind. He walked back into the barn to go about his work for the day.
Number AC58237 watched Farmer Ben walk inside. She liked to refer to herself as “Casey,” though, especially around her best friend, Stu. Stu was a snail that lived in the bushes surrounding the maple tree. Though it took him awhile to travel to their daytime conversation, he never missed an appointment. Casey smiled as she saw him approach.
“Good morning, Stu,” she greeted, grinding the last bit of grass between her teeth.
“Good morning, Casey,” replied Stu, with a somber look on his face.
“What’s the matter, Stu?” asked Casey, concerned for her friend.
Stu launched into his story, holding back tears. Casey had to hold back her own as she listened to him describe the assassination of their leader, Mayor Snoodle. Mayor Snoodle was making his annual visit to the Caterpillar Community in the neighboring cornfield. It was a month-long excursion, but always yielded positive outcomes. The Snails and Caterpillars worked together and supported each other just like family.
On this journey, however, the outcome was a negative one. As Mayor Snoodle crossed the dirt road that ran between the two farms, the evil Barry Boilhead, an eleven-year-old boy from down the way, smashed every snail in his beady-eyed sight that day. Only one snail had made it all the way across the road: one of Mayor Snoodle’s guards, and Stu’s brother, Sam. When Sam made the lonely trek back home, he was tasked as the bringer of bad news. Their leader was gone.
“I’m so sorry, Stu,” Casey said as she consoled her friend. “Is there anything I can do?”
Stu hesitated before speaking, “Actually… there is. It may seem arbitrary, but when the sun hits high noon today, could you please have a moment of moo-ness in Mayor Snoodle’s honor?”
“Why, I’d be happy to, Stu.” Casey replied. “I’ll get the whole herd involved.”
Stu smiled, thanked his friend Casey the Cow, and made his trek back inside the bush.
As Farmer Ben settled into his rocker for his lunch break, he couldn’t wait to sink his teeth into his egg salad sandwich. But before he could take his first bite, a sound stopped him short. He squinted out towards the pasture and saw number AC58237 leading all 49 cows into a clump, their heads tilting towards the sky and mooing the longest, saddest moo he’d ever heard. He didn’t understand it, but he suddenly felt the urge to remove his straw hat, and moo right along with them.
Monday, April 28, 2014
Breaking Up With My Boyfriend, A Killer Android Designed to End Civilization
by Matthew Haws
doomsday, chalk, animatronic, gun, curved, hearts
Sometimes I feel like you love annihilation more than you love me.
Like, I get it. You are passionate about your work. I admire that. You really commit to every project. That’s the first thing I noticed about you. I saw you tearing that car in half and I thought to myself, “This is a guy with drive. And I like to sleep with people with drive.” Yes, I know that says a lot about me, chalk it up to a bad relationship with my father or whatever, but tough guys turn me on. And you were the toughest guy I’d ever seen! I’ve never told you before, but… when you ripped that guy’s heart out of his chest right in front of me… well, you ripped out my heart too. I had to have you.
And it’s been great, mostly, it really has. But lately I start wondering what kind of future there can possibly be for us, you know? I feel like all you can talk about is destruction this and exterminate that and what about us? I keep wondering… am I fooling myself? Can animatronic love last? Or am I just addicted to the danger…. you know, it’s not every day you date a guy whose penis doubles as an actual gun. So I’ll miss the thrill and all but… it’s just not practical.
That’s what I’m trying to say. I think we’re better off as friends. Please don’t be angry. I want us to stay in touch, no hard feelings. I hope you won’t see me as just another one of your terrified victims. But it’s for the best, in the long run. And come the final doomsday, I’ll be very happy for you.
But I just can’t be in a relationship right now. It’s not you. It’s me.
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Grandfather's Orchard
My grandfather had an apple orchard when I was just a boy, and when we’d go to visit him I would walk between the trees until I could no longer see the house, pretending I had vanished fully into some other realm made of bark, and branches, and ripening fruit. When they were in season, the apples were everywhere and could be summoned at will by the simple reach of my hand. I walked every corner and row of that orchard, and came to know it as well as I knew my childhood bedroom or the yard behind my house.
Which is why I was somewhat surprised when I pulled myself from the ocean on that deserted island and found my grandfather’s orchard there. Each tree was placed exactly as I remembered, and walking amongst them I felt as though the big farmhouse and the dusty driveway were just out of view, and that if I only kept walking I would see them both, and the car my parents had driven there, and maybe my grandfather himself waving from the doorway with a fresh slice of apple pie on a plate. It wasn’t so, of course. Outside of the orchard it was just a regular tropical island, and there were no apples growing on trees, just a few coconuts here or there. I walked the whole circumference of the island, testing the borders of my new realm, and made the circuit in less than a day. I saw no sign of human life, only the chittering sound of monkeys now and then and lots of bugs. I supped on apples in the evening and wondered at my good fortune. The climate was too hot for apple trees to thrive, but there they were, and I was grateful since I never really cared for coconuts.
I thought of my grandfather. He must have been here before me, maybe many years before, for only he could have recreated his old orchard so exactly down to the last detail. But he had died years before, when I was sixteen or seventeen, and hadn’t exactly been mobile for many years before that, so these trees must have been planted at least thirty or forty years before the day I washed up on their shore. It seemed improbable. The trees looked young and well-tended, though there was not a soul in sight. There was a mystery in it that seemed to overwhelm all my fears for my predicament.
Grandpa had been a quiet man with rough hands, always working. When we stayed over at his house, I would come downstairs to the kitchen early and find him brewing coffee and starting some breakfast and watching dawn come in through the kitchen window. Saying nothing, he would fix a small cup for me and scramble some eggs, handing them over on a plate with a wink and then a quick, absentminded pat on the head. I didn’t much care for eggs back home, but at grandfather’s house I ate every bite. The eggs tasted old, gritty, like a recipe from another time. They were just scrambled eggs, though, and I never understood how eating them could make me feel like I had been transported to some long-gone decade.
To say I was afraid of him wouldn’t be exactly wrong, but it wouldn’t be exactly right either, for he was unknowable and distant, and I stood in awe of all he had seen and done and knew how to do and how little he spoke of it all. When he was around, I felt safe and loved, to be sure, but I found myself frightened to speak (I who drove my mother near to madness with my constant questions and stories) and so the two of us would sit and eat in perfect silence and wait for my mother and father and my brother and maybe an aunt or uncle to come downstairs. Silence was grandfather’s language. Since grandma had died, he’d become fluent in it.
The second day on the island I explored the interior, looking for some sign of the orchard’s current owner. I had come to the conclusion that such a person must exist and live nearby, for the orchard was too well tended. It was possible, of course, that this caretaker lived on another island and came over frequently to work in the orchard, but I found that less likely. I found no sign of anybody, though, and mostly ended up lost in the more heavily vegetated areas until at last I found my way back to the apple trees. (I finally realized I could follow my own tracks which my feet had left impressed in the soft and muddy earth, like ghostly reminders of my presence). There I caught a glimpse of somebody walking through the orchard, but when I blinked they were gone, and though I spent the rest of the day hunting I saw no further trace of them.
That night I was restless and could not fully sleep. A voice not unlike my mother’s called my name, asked me to return, calling me home as though I had been out playing and now it was time for dinner. I sat up and rubbed my eyes, but the voice did not vanish into some half-forgotten dream as I expected. Instead it grew louder and beckoned me onward, back towards the beach, and at that moment I knew somehow that if I went back there to the place where I had first come ashore I would find the owner of that voice and leave this place, and the thought excited me, of being back in my room with my cuddly blankets and pillows, and the smells of home, and all of this far away.
I was walking that way with an eager pace when I glimpsed it, through the trees. The old farmhouse and there, on the back steps, the man himself standing perfectly, peacefully still and holding a plate with a slice of apple pie. Behind me the woman’s voice still beckoned, but from my grandfather there was no sound at all. He did not hold out the plate, but I knew it was for me.
It took only a few heavy moments to make my choice. I could have turned to throw an apology over my shoulder toward the beach, but I was afraid to speak. As I mounted the steps to the farmhouse porch, the owner of the orchard winked at me and laid his hand upon my head, and then we went inside together saying not a word, and in that moment, in this moment, I think it all through again and again. Grandfather takes my hand. I am at peace. The rest is silence.
Saturday, April 12, 2014
Hero's Journey
MYSTICAL, GOAT, ENCOUNTER, ALWAYS, EYE, HUMBLE
The stage is completely black. We begin to hear a noise that sounds like someone ruffling through a pile of plastic cartridges. We then hear the sound of a person blowing into something multiple times. It is now clear that a man or woman is about to play an old school video game. We hear the click of the cartridge entering the game system and the flip of the power switch. The lights come up dimly to reveal a dank and spooky dungeon. The dripping of anonymous liquid echoes throughout the dreary, blood-stained halls. We hear ominous “danger music” that would be at home in a video game epic. Enter a vaguely medieval looking ADVENTURER. He is wearing a helmet, carries a shield in one hand, and a ratty sack in the other. He notices a couple of torches on the wall and sets down the sack to grab one of them. The ADVENTURER then proceeds to carefully scan his surroundings for beasties. Suddenly, we see smoke billow from upstage, and from this smoke emerges a MYSTICAL SAGE. He holds a staff and is wearing a shimmering white gown. The SAGE floats downstage until he is directly behind the Adventurer. He stops. He inhales deeply and then speaks in a dulcet baritone.
CUFF throws his torch at the SHANANAHA. He becomes engulfed in flames. Beat.
SHANANAHA walks off stage and there is a beat.
SHANANAHA walks back in, showing no sign of his episode.
SHANANAHA produces a chest from beneath his cloak. He presents it to CUFF. As he does we hear a familiar “you’ve unlocked a secret” music cue. CUFF reaches his hand out to touch it but SANANAHA pulls it away.
Suddenly, three armored PIG-MAN beasts enter with swords drawn. They let out a horrific battle cry! CUFF springs into action and takes two at a time. SHNANAHA grabs his staff and battles the third one. CUFF thwacks a PIG-MAN in the head, knocking it to the ground. CUFF brings the shield down upon the PIG-MAN repeatedly, beating it to death. He then makes short work of the other beast with a spear through the throat. SHANANAHA disintegrates the last PIG-MAN with a mystic blast from the end of his staff. Pause.
SHANANAHA hands CUFF the chest. CUFF opens it and pulls out the glorious Warrior Sword! He lifts it about his head and points it skyward as he triumphantly beams toward the audience. We hear a familiar, victorious fanfare that tells us “He’s found something good!” Suddenly, the music starts to skip and experience loud, static-y feedback. The lights go out. We hear a voice.
END OF PLAY
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Some Monsters by Ryan Krause
DAYTIME, FIELD, BRINGER, ARBITRARY, ASSASSINATION, GRINDING
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Ice Cream
Bro Breakfast
fanatical, financial, frightening, glittery, mystery, sugar
Two late-twenty-something roommates sit at the kitchen table. Bleary-eyed, bed-headed, still in their jammies. A box of Apple Jacks divides them.
STEVE: [crunch, crunch, crunch…]
ROBBY: [looks up from his phone. annoyed.] Dude.
STEVE: [still crunching] What?
ROBBY: Your cereal.
STEVE: What about it? [slurps the milk out of the bowl. you know you still do it...]
ROBBY grabs the box.
ROBBY: Sugar: 12 grams per serving. “Crunchy-Ass Sugar Jacks” -- That’s what they should call these. It’s basically like eating straight up sugar cubes.
STEVE: They’re good.
ROBBY: They’re green and red glittery Cheerios.
STEVE: Shut up. Don’t eat ‘em if you don’t want to. I like ‘em.
ROBBY: Fine. [goes back to his phone. sends a tweet about his roommate’s annoying breakfast habits
grins.]
STEVE: What’s so amusing?
ROBBY: Nothin’, man. Just…something on the old world wide web.
STEVE: Right… Probably another cat video.
ROBBY: Nope, just another video of your mom.
STEVE: Assface.
ROBBY: Be sure to wash your dishes this time.
STEVE: [defiantly drops his bowl in the sink and then opens the fridge.] Dude.
ROBBY: ‘Sup?
STEVE: [pulls a petrified Tupperware from the back of the fridge.] What the hell is this?
ROBBY: I don’t know. It’s a mystery.
STEVE: Quit with your fanatical quoting of Shakespeare in Love. You’re a dude. And I only knew it was from that movie because you say it all. the. time.
ROBBY: That’s an awesome film, Dude! I watch that with Jessica, and I know I’m gonna get some. Don’t knock it till ya watch it.
STEVE: Ha! Chelsea and I can watch Braveheart and she’s ready to go.
ROBBY: [stares… makes a sort of squeak/sigh/grunt sound. envious?]
STEVE: [back to the Tupperware.] Anyway, this is frightening. I’m tossing it.
ROBBY: That’s cool. I think it was from that Fourth of July cookout.
STEVE: We definitely need to reexamine our financial situation if we are keeping food from five months ago.
ROBBY: “Our” situation? You make it sound like we’re a couple!
STEVE: Well…er… you know what I mean... [beat.] Um, I’m gonna jump in the shower. [exits to the
bathroom.]
ROBBY: K.
ROBBY picks up the box of Apple Jacks. looks in the direction where Steve exited. smiles.
End of scene.
Monday, March 24, 2014
Untitled
blaster, blubber, horseplay, injury, exact, nightfall
So Rose sat day after day on a rickety old rocking chair on the front porch. When other children ran by she would watch them with her dark eyes and say nothing. She sat with her hands folded in front of her and just went back and forth, back and forth.
As Rose lowered herself into her rocker one fine spring morning, she noted that she had been placing herself in this spot for 78 years now. She had seen a lot happen in that time from this spot. Neighbors moving in and out, babies being born and growing up, people aging and withering away. She had watched it all, never partaking. Just observing. Tucking it all away in the files in her brain.
So, this one fine spring day as Rose thought this all over she noticed way off down the street what looked like a small brown bear galloping towards her with what appeared to be a tree hanging from its mouth. Every few loping paces the bear would thrash its head from side to side, breaking off small chunks of branches and sending them flying like grenades through the air. She could hear the snapping and thumping and panting before she could even clearly make out the face of the approaching beast. She calmly braced herself, telling herself that this is how it ends.
But as the monster approached her gate she released the grip on the wooden arms. She realized it was a dog and not a mythical creature sent from the underworld to take her away. It was actually a charming, dopey dog who entered her front yard and dropped it’s ginormous stick in front of itself and perked its ears. The drooling, four legged animal had a tongue that seemed to be two feet too long for its mouth and it stared expectantly at Rose.
Rose wasn’t sure what to do. No one had ever looked at her so directly before. Her whole life, presumably due to her perceived lack of imagination people either averted their eyes or ignored her completely. Even her parents had given up on her and had eventually gone about their lives almost as if she wasn’t there.
And so here they were, a wrinkled old lady on a porch and a young pup now pawing the ground in front of the stick. Rose kept herself seated. She hadn’t moved for anybody her whole life and she wasn’t about to give up that habit.
The dog barked. Just once at first, and then it got more vocal and more vocal until the barks were almost overlapping themselves. Rose still remained seated. The dog went on and on and nudged the stick closer and closer to Rose until it was flopping around the ground in front of the bottom step to the porch. Annoyed and confused, Rose finally stood up, picked up the rocker, went in the front door and parked the rocker in front of the window, which cut down on the racket less than she hoped it would.
Monday, March 17, 2014
A note to our contributors, to ease your anxiety!
I'd like to address these concerns, if I may. No apologies are ever necessary! The project was conceived as an invitation to play. There's no obligation or expectation on my end. But I think when we are tempted to apologize for not having been creative, it's really ourselves we're apologizing to. We all have this part of our brain that tells us we "should" be creating, we "should" be doing more with our time, and we feel guilty and beat ourselves up when that doesn't happen.
I submit that this little voice of "should" and "should not" in our head actually paralyzes the creative process or, at the very least, sucks all joy out of it. It would be exciting to see what would happen if we let ourselves off the hook a little bit and foster an environment where we create not because we "should" but because it's fun and we want to!
The six words are like a pilot light, always here and always on, ready to ignite your spark when and if it comes. If you don't submit for one week, or two, or many, you have not failed and you don't need to apologize to anybody (least of all yourself). You haven't fallen behind. There's no such thing.
Please remember that you have this miraculous potential to make something out of nothing at any given moment. That potential isn't going anywhere. Each set of words is a new opportunity, a fresh start, just as each and every moment of every day is a new chance to live creatively. If we live in the past, thinking about what we haven't done yet and branding ourselves a failure for it, instead of opening ourselves up to each new moment as it comes, not only will we never get anything done, but we won't be very happy.
At least that's what I think!
Supreme Executive Power
monarchy, riddle, two, dilemma, cranberry, eliminate
Yeah, I remember where I was when Obama proclaimed himself King of America. I was in some dinky convenience store trying to find just the right kind of cranberry juice (organic all-natural unsweetened blah blah blah), my punishment from my irate girlfriend like it was my fault she got a UTI. Well, maybe it was? I don’t really know how these things work. The guy behind the counter had this little TV on and there was the former President explaining how we were now a monarchy. It seemed like a great April Fool’s Day joke, and I even laughed as I half-listened to it, except it was July.
There was another man at the counter buying cigarettes. “That seems like a bad idea,” he said, looking at the television.
“You think?” said the guy behind the counter, with a roll of his eyes.
“Well, that makes Malia next in line, but suppose Sasha challenged her for it? Could be civil war.”
The whole thing was baffling, and I was quite upset. I mean, is “unsweetened” the same thing as “no sugar added?” My instinct told me it was, but my instinct had been wrong on more than one occasion when given a task like this, the sort of task often referred to by you-know-who as quote-unquote “something so simple even you can’t fuck it up” -- which, naturally, I almost always managed to do anyway. I could just see her, staring at the bottle of cranberry juice with a look of incredulity. “Did I say no sugar added? I said unsweetened! I thought you understood basic English! How does an adult male living in 2014 not know the difference between no sugar added and unsweetened for God’s sake?” I stared at the list of ingredients on the back but I had no more possibility of deciphering their meaning than I would an ancient riddle on a recently discovered fragment of Sanskrit text.
“Are you crazy?” said the counter guy, “How’s Sasha gonna claim the throne? She’s definitely younger. Malia is the clear heir. She wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.”
“I’d support her,” said cigarette dude, “I dunno. That Malia always seemed sketchy to me.”
“You’re crazy, pal. Plain crazy.”
I had a real dilemma. I'd narrowed it down to two different types of juice, but neither one seemed exactly right. I thought maybe I'd hedge my bet and just get both. I'd show up with two bottles of cranberry juice and say, "I got twice as much as you asked for because I love you!" Naw, when I thought about it a second time, I knew she'd see right through that. "You didn't know which one to get, did you?" Forget it. I decided just to get one of the two and pretend not to care if she didn't like it. I'd slam the bottle down and say, "If you don't like it, then go yourself, woman! I won't play these games!" It felt good to think that way. I put down the second bottle of juice, then took the first to the register. Then I stopped, hesitated, and went back switched them. Then I just took them both to the counter.
"What do you think?" the cashier asked me.
"Would you side with Sasha or Malia in the civil war?" added the cigarette guy.
"Oh I don't know. I don't really pay attention to politics."
"Enough with the civil war talk," complained counter guy, "We're talking about a king here, a ruler, a monarch. Supreme Executive Power." He looked me straight in the eye. "You really OK with turning over all power over your life to another person?"
"Oh fuck." I said. I'd forgotten to get tampons. I practically ran to go get them.
Monday, March 10, 2014
Bloody Knuckles
by Ryan Krause
flap, knuckles, martyr, capsule, chalk, wreck
This was not the game Joey should have been playing against Frank. They should have flipped a coin or raced from point A to point B. Frank was taller and fatter. His hands were 15 pound weights. This was not the game Joey should have agreed to. But he wasn't going to give up now regardless of the color his knuckles. They had become gray marbly slabs of beef. The thought zipped into his head, was he going to be able to even hold the playstation controller had he won? He didn't care. He was in too deep to deny himself now. And Frank ALWAYS hogged the playstation. Joey was going to make a name for himself once and for all. A martyr for all youngest brothers around the world. THWAP! Frank gave Joey a good one, and smiled afterward. He knew it hurt. Even his knuckles did after that one. He didn't feel guilty though. He was paving Joey's path to manhood. He was giving him lessons in strength. Doing his baby brother a favor. It was Joey's turn again. Pausing for a second he looked Frank dead in the eye, breathed in (thinking how raw the tops of his battered hands felt. He knew if he would go on much longer, his bones would mash into cornmeal causing his hands to be little wingflaps for him to fly away to a home that didn't have an abusive older dickhead brother.) Breathing out, he felt his feet melt firmly into the floor. Cinderblocks. The floor a pool of tar. SHWONK!! This was it. Frank retracted his elbows into his sides at 16 miles per hour, and shrieked like a horror movie. Joey couldn't help himself from apologizing, "Oh my god I'm so sorry!" Frank cussed him out, and told him he hit a nerve ending. Good excuse Frank, goooood excuse. Frank called him one more name and rubbed the nerve ending spot over and over, then whimpered into his bedroom. Chalk one up for younger brothers everywhere!
Monday, March 3, 2014
A New Skyscraper
Monday, February 24, 2014
Untitled
Spots or no spots, we’re all just people…
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Re-Start at the Beginning
by Rachael Harrington
Dora looked out over the raging ocean and felt in her deepest, most secret chamber of her heart that something essential was missing in her life.
What? Wait, no. That's. that's. it's too broad. Oh, and it's pretty stale writing. Too misty, too touchy feeling right up front. And you couldn't think of a better name than Dora? I need a snack.
Ok. Here we go. The beginning.
Clara jumped into the ocean like a sports illustrated model, knowing for certain that surt one of the muscled, bronzed boys would- after this spectacle- want to sha-
Oh, lord. I just wrote the first sentence of my very first adult novel, and I guess my main character is a senior citizen named Clara. Really. Clara?
Maybe I need to stretch first.
Ok, that's better. Just dive in.
Janet stared bleakly out the window of her dead husbands beach house.
Ok, I'm just gonna stop myself right there. Your problem started with the name Janet.
Go get some water, Harrington.
Ok. Just ... Don't try so hard. Just be yourself. Let it flow.
When the cold water of the Atlantic hit Willow's toes for the first time, it slammed her mind with the jarring recollection of her her families first vacation.
Yeah. I kinda dig this. I think this could go some where. I mean a girl named Willow? That's a girl on a journey!
Friday, February 14, 2014
White Girlz
by Justin Jain
Monday, February 10, 2014
Rug-Pocalypse: A Short (Role) Play
By Ross Compton
Gregory doesn’t talk. He’s a chair.
Looks at the chair, which does and says nothing
There is a rustling off to the side. It is a huge, fuzzy, PURPLE RUG. The biggest one in sight. It begins to vibrate, and emits a low, almost feminine moan. The OLD MAN stares, and for the first time, is visibly shaken. He recovers, brushes it off and returns his attention to us, the audience.
Gregory does nothing again. OLD MAN suddenly looks incredibly offended. He slowly stands up, picks up the chair and bashes it against the floor again and again and again until all that’s left is splinters.
The OLD MAN looks around and lifts his hands in the air, indicating the rugs.
More moaning from the fuzzy, PURPLE RUG, which actually begins to lurch forward a bit. The OLD MAN turns suddenly, terrified. The fuzzy, PURPLE RUG stops and lies still. The OLD MAN stands there, staring bleakly at the gargantuan mound of purple fuzz. Without looking back at the audience, he begins speaking again.
OLD MAN
The PURPLE RUG starts to shake and moan again, only this time, it almost sounds impatient.
A young woman emerges from the rug. We see that it was actually several rugs that had been duck taped to herself.
Pause. Jess takes Glenn’s hand